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31 March 2003
www.kosher4passover.com
With Passover around the corner we often want to look up some holiday related information to help us make for a nicer more festive time. This site is a great collection of Passover resources including all the rules, lots of recipes, classic humour, what to do with your chometz, products to buy, music lyrics (both traditional and humourous) and lots more.
18 January 2003
A View of Israel from Space
In memory of Ilan Ramon, Israel's first astronaut.
A very interesting perspective of
Israel as shot by the crew of Columbia during it's final ill-fated flight.
You can read more about US-Israel co-operation in space
here at the Jewish Virtual Library.
29 December 2002
Religious Merger Creates 900 Million Hinjews
Attainment of Nirvana Still Goal, But Not So Important
That You Should Miss Cousin Vijay's Bar Mitzvah
New Delhi, India
Hinjew leaders today conceded the merger of Hinduism and Judaism has not worked out as planned, as instead of forming a super-religion to fight off the common Islamic enemy, they have instead created a race of 900 million people who, no matter how many times they are reincarnated, can never please their mothers.
21 October 2002
How Jews got their Names....
Other than aristocrats and wealthy people Jews did not get surnames in Eastern Europe until the Napoleonic years of the early 19th century. Most of the Jews from countries captured by Napoleon, Russia, Poland, and Germany were ordered to get surnames for tax purposes.
15 August 2002
God Names Next "Chosen People"; It's Jews Again - "Oh Shit" Say Jews
Jerusalem (SatireWire.com) Update - Jews, whose troubled, 10,000-year term as God's "chosen people" finally expired last night, woke up this morning to find that they had once again been hand-picked by the Almighty. Synagogues across the globe declared a day of mourning.
Asked if the descendants of Abraham shouldn't be pleased about being tapped for an unprecedented second term, Jerusalem Rabbi Ben Meyerson shrugged. "Of course, you are right, we should be thrilled," he said. "We should also enjoy a good swift kick in the head, but for some reason, we don't."