A clear political statement regarding chain letters.

http://www.smilepop.com/index.cfm?action=viewcard&content_id=8407&page_id=8407

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost anything!

Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.

Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.

FROM THE DESK OF: DR. DEHINDE DANIELS

Dear friend,

Greetings from my country, Nigeria. And by God's grace this is a warm embrace of a lifetime and mutually beneficial relationship between us, hence my writing you.

Dr. Dehinde Daniels is my name, 52 years old and an
engineer. Happily married with lovely children. Special Adviser on petroleum to the former Military Head of State and presently, Chairman of the Contract Review Panel (C.R.P) appointed by the new Civilian administration, with the mandate to re-evaluate, scrutinize, approve and recommend for payment all previously awarded and executed contracts for the Petroleum Trust Fund (P.T.F).

Urgent Business Assistance.

Mr.Tunde Bakare
No. 16 Kingsway road,
Ikoyi lagos
Nigeria.
Tel/Fax:: 234 1 7742913
e-mail:tubaka1@excite.com

4th March, 2002.

Dear Friend,
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP.

First, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. You have been recommended by an associate who assured me in confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of great magnitude involving a pending business transaction
requiring maximum confidence.

Please send this to all the women you know!!!

WARNING !!!

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and he asks you to show him your boobs...

DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS!

This is a scam, and he is only trying to SEE YOUR BOOBS. I wish I had heard about this before yesterday. I feel so stupid.

Bertha Hines

Please read this unless you don't have a heart!

Hello, my name is Harold Anslinger. One month ago, my little boy, Tommy, was diagnosed with Simiatomia-B, a rare genetic disorder which affects the nuclei of cells.

Chromosomes are genetically modified and human chromosomes are slowly changed into chromosomes of a chimpanzee. My beautiful six-year-old son is slowly turning into a monkey.

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

You have just received the Amish virus. Because we don't have any computers, or programming experience, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files from your hard drive and then manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.
Thank you for your cooperation and God bless you.

The Amish Computer Engineering Department